Not Me Monday...

ok. I got this idea from this blog. Which I love to read so of course you should check it out, even though this lady has no idea who I am and Korey says that makes me an internet stalker. (Get a grip Chris Hansen. He's only kidding.)

So, anyways, I thought I would try out "not me, monday" Basically you just admit to doing something awful by stating it like you didn't. Easier to swallow...er....spit out that way I guess. Here are some examples... of course they are completely made up....who would do these things? Not me, I did not eat two cupcakes at Bible study tonight and grab a third for "Korey" and had to call my sister so my mouth would be too occupied to eat his on the way home...nope, not me. I would never say that I was going to study and then obsessively check facebook and my blog to see if anyone actually reads this thing every 3.2 minutes because surely someone has updated...not me, I would never do that. I would never weigh myself in the morning and then take every stitch of clothing off and weigh again...and then pee and weigh again...and only count the third weight...Who does that? Not me....I would never eat 4 day old mixed up peanut butter and jelly that I stuck in the fridge with no lid on....no bread....straight out of the spoon...that I left in it...4 days ago....not me. I would never be that gross....

So now that you know how it works, I'll give it a shot.....

Nope...Can't think of anything....Not me.....